Ah, the delightful sight of Americans abroad with their peculiar mask-wearing habits. They truly provide us with endless entertainment, don't they? But hey, who needs a consistently worn mask when you can have a fashionable accessory that comes on and off like a yo-yo? It's like a mask dance routine! Just remember to join in with your own interpretive dance moves. As for laughing or crying, why not do both simultaneously? It's good exercise for your facial muscles.