Well, I'm going to prison.
I just got home from the supermarket and found two heads of garlic at the bottom of my Free The New Yorker Magazine Canvas Tote that I did not pay for.
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It all evens out. I bought two heads the other day, but realized a few days later they had not been in the bags. I went to buy more at another store and they had ONE, just ONE head left, and it wasn't in great shape.