Next ‘No Kings’ Protest To End By 4 P.M. So Everyone Can Get Home In Time For ‘Matlock’ (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

U.S. — According to sources, the next “No Kings” protest is expected to end no later than 4 p.m. so that everyone in attendance can get home in time for Matlock.

Oct 22nd 2025 2:36pm EDT

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