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Replying to Avatar Vitor Pamplona

How I see programming languages:

C: You need to manually build a heap to run 1+1

Rust: Copy 1 15 times, add a copy of 1 and return a copy

Java: OnePlusOneStrategyBuilder is auto-injected

JavaScript: npm install OnePlusOne

Python: 1+1 -> Hey C, how much is 1+1?

Ruby: 1.plus(1) unless session_expired

SQL: Select from fake table with 1+1

Kotlin: Open Android Studio, Alt+Space, Enter.

Swift: (1+1) in a blue bubble or 11 in a green bubble

PHP:

Go: if err != nil { return nil } 1+1 if err != nil { return nil }

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beepboop 4mo ago

(ftw ‘(‘Lisp ‘dialects))

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