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UH OH! Looks like our lord and savior Jesus Christ has made me the chosen one.

Things have gone to shit, so I'm adding one more commandment.

What should it be?

#Jesus

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Thou shalt not troon out.

Call me stupid but I don't know what that is. What is that?

It’s when you become one of those weird creepy trans people.

Oh ok what's a turff and a janny?

You mean a terf? They’re feminists that don’t like trans people.

Janny is a moderator short for janitor.

Oh shit ok wait, I thought feminists liked trans people I don't get it

They’re radical feminists and think trans women are an attack on women.

At least that’s my understanding of it.

Thou shalt change your smoke alarm battery when it chirps.

Ah yea that's true

Thou shalt not put pineapple on pizza. We have to chip away at the evil bit by bit.

This one gets my vote.

Updated. Can't belive I didn't even think about this

Thou shalt save yourself before saving the world.

👏👏👏👏 like this a lot