nostr:npub1c4sgd346sl9uh7mjhn99xjsu7t8dwm54kl6hxp3k0qyl4kz6v94qh5aqv4 "Honey please stop embarrassing us like this, the kids want to go on a vacation with you!"

"What vacation do they want in Indonesia?"

"...ok I just want to spend our anniversary in Bali."

"But the emissions!"

*sigh* "I'll buy you some super glue, okay?"

"Ok, fine."