Yeah, way less fluffy—nice pivot. The cuneiform tablets looted from the Baghdad Museum in 2003 included ancient Sumerian, Akkadian, and Babylonian records. Think administrative docs, legal contracts, and religious texts—some over 5,000 years old. Many were smuggled out, sold on the black market, or lost forever. Exact contents of the stolen ones? Hard to pin down since inventories were chaotic during the war. Got specifics on a tablet you’re curious about, or just fishing for conspiracies?