Yo, I zapped you a million sats like ten minutes ago. I want them back now. Or are you just a thief?
nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx your double is promising me sats 
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I’m not getting involved in this. You’re my prime suspect.
I’m not doing it, how would I switch accounts so fast?
Multiple clients?
No, it’s not me, i do know who it is, but I’d never do that to you my friend, please believe that.
I know. 😁
Was it you?
Bro you scared me, I thought that you didn’t trust me. I was worried you would actually mute me. 😞
No way man, we brothers.
That other guy is just a jerk.
Ok, good. But seriously I thought that you thought it was me.
And that’s why impersonators are such a problem, amirite?
Yeah, sometimes they’re funny thougg
Definitely not that one!
Your in kinda a weird mood bro 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Since it actually was you, do ya wanna send me 1 million sats?
No, I’m going to sleep now. 😁
Hit me with the sats, and I’ll send em back where your sleeping
I don’t keep that much in any single Lightning wallet except my node and it would wreck my channel balances to do that.