Yo Nostriches, listen up!
Until the damus relay comes online #[0] has appointed me incharge for everything Nostr!
For reference: note17adr0aexxkzv3py8efrf0vr2faz4ycxy3a2wfwffhad6wfxwwusset9s4u
Discussion
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Wolf be nice please
You know why I Will put me incharge and not you?
I GET THE JOB DONE
Now, quit yapping and start zapping
Any complaints?
Yes, why hasn’t Nostr killed Twitter yet? (sorry, Elon 😂)
We are not in the killing business ma'am. We at Nostr spread love, mostly zap occasionally fap.
Any other complaints?
I had one yesterday, but I forgot. I’m sure I’ll remember at some point today.
Okay cool
The keyboard on Damus lags or maybe I’m just a typist on meth 🤔 is still the fastest on the internet, but you know me - I always want faster 🫠🚀🔥🔥
Alright, let me write it down and will fix it ASAP.
PS. Stop doing meth ma'am
Thank you, I’d like the ultimate speed while I scream at my boyfriend via text. (jk)
#[0]
Let me treat you with my paid node in the mean time. Paste the invoice here, I will pay it for you.
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