Bitcoin vs. Shitcoiner

A bitcoiner is the guy that goes to a really nice steak house and gets the best dry aged grass ribeye they have and a bottle of beautiful red wine and savors it for a few hours with great friends and conversation.

A sitcoiner is the guy that goes to McDonalds and supersizes at the drive though. Glups it down alone in the parking lot while listening to talk radio. He then says the bitcoiner is stupid because the shitcoiner got a lot more food for a lot less money, so the ROI is better. He then stops at the pharmacy pick up his Ozembic, Metformin and Insulin on the way back to work.

It really is that simple.