🚨 OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO MANDATE 🚨

NEW RULE: If you say “Bitcoin is too volatile”, you must also explain why your national currency lost 99% of its value in 100 years and why eggs cost $9.

📜 Additional penalties for violators:

🔹 Must read the entire Bitcoin whitepaper before speaking again.

🔹 Required to explain why central banks “target” 2% inflation but always miss.

🔹 Forbidden from saying “just buy real estate” unless they can afford a house with one paycheck.

🏰 Effective immediately. Violators will be fined in sats.

🔁 Repost to enforce monetary sanity.

⚡ Zaps fund further regulatory clarity.

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