No Such lAbs (S.NSA), February 2017 Statement

S.NSA incoming and outgoing

Incoming

Outgoing

Description

Value

Description

Value

256 GB ECC RAM box

0.38090752

Total

0.0

Total

0.38090752

S.NSA assets

Account

01.02.2017

Net change

28.02.2017

Cash

437.65360219

0.38090752

437.27269467

Tangibles

8.20505811

0

8.20505811

Intangibles and goodwill

27.40557859

0.38090752

27.78648611

Total assets

473.26423889

S.NSA liabilities

Account

01.02.2017

Net change

28.02.2017

Shareholder equity

473.26423889

0.0

473.26423889

Total liabilities

473.26423889

S.NSA has a total of 4`737`075 authorised shares outstanding. The total assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009990 BTC. The cash+tangible assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009420 BTC.

S.NSA has Special Stock Warrants outstanding issued as per the IPO agreement, as follows :

#

Fingerprint

Shares

BTC

Par

1

17215D118B7239507FAFED98B98228A001ABFFC7

3`315`952

331.5952

1

2

6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452

1`421`122

142.1122

1

T

4`737`074

473.7074

1

Miscellaneous

Production on batch 2 turned out to be even slower than estimated. Nevertheless, the production facility has finally produced proof of the last crate being in the mail. Delivery is expected Wed-Thu, final packaging and testing should not take over a day, after which shipping for the entire swathe of outstanding orders will proceed. Expect consequently your ordered FUCKGOATS unit within your loving arms sometime mid-March. Subsequent orders will be shipped on a ~weekly basis.

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Monday, 06 March, Year 9 d.Tr.