I defintely hate it when I murder someone and people who aren't involved try to control control my body and shame me for murdering. UGGHHH! So unfair. On top of that when I put myself in a room full of tigers all they ever seem to want to do is eat me! Like WTF?! I know I put myself in that situation but the tigers should respect my bodily autonomy and know that I don't want to be eaten.

I'm just glad someone finally wrote a song about this. It's hard out there for murderous, edible people. 😭😭