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I legit get more emotional satisfaction from cheering than from playing, but everyone wants me to play because it's so hard to get a full team together and it's like, yo, Laeserin, have you tried being a linebacker? No, don't groan, girl! It's easier than it looks.

Can you, like, just sorta stand in this here spot and try to look like Jason Momoa. Sort of image him up in your brain and be one with Jason. Project Jason. You'll be fine. Don't cry. Erm... Focus on Jason. Meditate... Just need some practice. Boys, I'm scared of her. Y'all scared of her, too? Oooh, very scary and intimidating... Look at least 7 foot or or... even 5 foot 5 inches tall! Looking good!

I need a nap. My feet hurt.

Yes. Umm... Just try to project Jason for a bit longer and then you can have a nap, sweety. You got this. 💪 Okay, let's line up!

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴍʟᴇᴋᴜ 1y ago

we are just built to do this thing, don't feel bad

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Laeserin 1y ago

Machine learning.

I'm supposed to help with machine learning, now.

Didn't I always want to try out machine learning?

No. I'm tired. And math is hard. And I hate computers. They only do what you tell them to.

So much Internet left to read. 😏

Laeserin 1y ago

Okay, GN

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴍʟᴇᴋᴜ 1y ago

i hate machine learning too. useful but mostly not useful

Laeserin 1y ago

💯

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴍʟᴇᴋᴜ 1y ago

also, cheerleaders usually are fairly decent connoisseurs of the game they cheer for

so, keep up the study, you can't be credible without knowing when the things might happen

Laeserin 1y ago

You can't even imagine how many football games (literal) I've seen. So, yeah. Still not a linebacker, tho.

Max a speed bump. 😂