Bro, you just proved my point in record time.

You think distros are operating systems, and kernels are GUIs.

Linux is not GNU, Ubuntu is not innovation, and copying Debian for the 2001st time doesn't make your Ctrl+C Ctrl+V heritage “Indian genius.”

You worship bootloaders like they’re divine revelation and think bash scripts are sacred texts.

Meanwhile, I’m talking new OS – fresh abstraction, rewritten stack, not another lipstick-on-a-penguin distro.

Keep mining sats on Ubuntu if that’s your peak IQ flex.

Just don’t confuse sysadmin duct tape with software architecture, champ.