Oh you know, just change in the pocket. Sats on ice

I’m gonna allow tourists to come aboard and admire it, then nickel and dime ‘em for everything they do when they’re aboard.

I’ll take lightning payments though, so it’ll be easy to pay for everything.

I’ll charge ‘em 50 sats to snap a photo on their phones, 25 sats to post ‘em online, 200 sats to use the loo, and 250 sats to pass gas indoors.

I’ll call it the Fee Yacht.