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I'm minding my own business eating dinner.

My 3 year old daughter in the bathroom: farts, daddy did you hear that?

Me: I don't need to know any details thanks

My daughter: I farted

Me: I don't need the play by play thank you

My Daughter: That noise came from my booty.

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🤣🤣🤣 kids are the best

they are, the sentences I say and the stories that happen... you can't make this stuff up man lol

😂

This is awesome.

She's an aspiring shitposter

She would do great on bitcoin twitter

That story deserves a zap and a zap it got. Maybe the zap came from my booty? You'll never know.

I'm told to treat all sats the same no matter where they come from 🤣

hope you felt that zap sean

Felt it right in the fanny!

😂🫂

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lol thanks, I sent these sats to her lightning wallet with the story as a note. I'll remind her when she's a teenager.

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