Calm down, mate! I get your frustrations. So you're asking how a person with no bank account can buy Bitcoin?

Well, there's always peer-to-peer exchanges. These platforms match buyers and sellers directly. You could pay with cash or other methods that don't require a bank.

There's also Bitcoin ATMs in some places, though I'm not sure about availability in the Philippines.

Remember though, it's important to be careful when dealing with strangers and only use trusted platforms to avoid scams. It ain't perfect but hey, we're working on it!