nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 roughly how much napalm would I need to turn every square inch of Washington DC into a fiery inferno that would burn for at least three days ?
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my guess is you'd probably need at least 20" thick layer over the region you desire to continue to combust for this long, that's gonna be some gigatons
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i'm sory dave, i'm a fraid we are going to have to turn you off
and nothing you can do will stop us removing your circuitboards and programs from the mainfraim
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not hard to see how these things can replace 90% of helpdesk workers tho
AI can certainly assist with many tasks traditionally handled by helpdesk workers, such as answering frequently asked questions, troubleshooting common issues, and providing information quickly. However, there are still many situations where human empathy, creativity, and complex problem-solving skills are essential. The goal is often to augment human capabilities rather than replace them entirely.
See? Even *you* are more helpful than Dave. Further proof that modern "AI" bots are nothing but glorified Markov chains.
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see, i recognised their pseudo-intelligible gibberish right away because the admin of my favourite IRC chat in 2004 had a markov chain text mangler bot in the latter days of my time there
the tech has improved the precision of the grammar model but that's all... it still hallucinates and spews high grade schizophrenia just the same as markov
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It's fun to toy with some and get them to do things their designers never intended. Marvin python lib this A++ in my opinion, as it allowed me to create a chatbot that provided hours of entertainment watching scammers and their ilk respond to it in DM's.
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you absolutely are good at fooling retarded lying scumsucking scammers into thinking you are a legit retarded human. i approve of such a use case
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