One of the best decisions I made the past few years was deleting Facebook/Instragram/WhatsApp. Not only am I less spied on, not only am I blissfully unaware of which of my childhood friends would have put me in a camp because I didn’t ingest a particular pharmaceutical product on command, but I’m spared all the social planning groups on WhatsApp. People ask how to reach me, Heather says, he doesn’t have WhatsApp, and I’m off the hook.