The puddle looks down at the pot-hole that it finds itself in. "How remarkable! This pothole is exactly the same shape as me!" the puddle observed. "What are the chances that this pothole would form in the exact perfect shape to fit me in it? It must have been MADE for me by someone..."

Also the bible story didn't he put only like, two people in one spot? Every other human stuck around because they wanted to hang out and have sex and stuff.