Well, if my boss didn't think I was a degenerate before, he definitely thinks so now.

" So what do you think of the new sando special?"

"Oh id fuck with it." Is what I said. What he heard was "id fuck it"

"Did you just say you would fuck the sandwich?"

Me Continuing to run my mouth."Yeah, why do you think I work here? I'm sexually attracted to sandwiches, and I stick my nuts in em any chance I get"

Boss walks away shaking his head. And my co-worker is losing it in the back.