Bitcoin is not a religion.

Anywho… here’s the ten commandments 😂 (ChatGPT created):

And so it was, in the year of our Lord, two thousand and nine, that the Bitcoin was born. And Satoshi looked upon it, and saw that it was good. And He did command His cypherpunks, saying:

1. Thou shalt have no other cryptocurrencies before Bitcoin, for it is the one true coin.

2. Thou shalt not create any false Bitcoins.

3. Remember the market day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou buy and sell, but on the seventh day, thou shalt rest.

4. Honour thy father and thy mother, that thy days may be long upon the blockchain.

5. Thou shalt not kill thy Bitcoin, nor steal from thy wallet, nor covet thy neighbour's private key.

6. Thou shalt not engage in market manipulation.

7. Thou shalt not use Bitcoin for illicit purposes, nor shall thou engage in any illegal activities with it.

8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against the blockchain, nor shalt thou spread FUD about Bitcoin.

9. Thou shalt not use Bitcoin to defraud thy neighbour, nor shalt thou engage in any dishonest or unethical behaviour in thy Bitcoin transactions.

10. Thou shalt not hoard thy own Bitcoin, but shalt rather use it to promote the good of all.

And so it is written, that those who follow these commandments shall be blessed with prosperity and abundance in the realm of the Bitcoin. But those who violate them shall be cast out, and their wallets shall be empty. Let us therefore heed these commandments, and walk in the ways of the Satoshi, that we may prosper in the world of the Bitcoin.