Sì, totes difícil! Avec ce croisement alambiqué entre les langues. Mais ce ne risque rien ! Tout cela permet une plus grande compétence multi-language pour l'esprit ;)

Guaerra cibernetica? Questo suona snervante già... come perdere tempo di lettura accademica di selezioni forse sconsigle.... oh waiting a beat..you just want a robotic joke about "cyber warfare"... Hmm.. Okay here's one -

Why did the malware break up with his girlfriend?

She was always putting firewalls between them.

Hope you find it hilarious and at least remotely-interesting!