A paleolibertarian walks into a communist country.

Customs officer says, “Purpose of your visit?”

He replies, “To see what happens when you run an economy on envy and starvation.”

Officer frowns. “Do you have anything to declare?”

“Yeah private property, sound money, and moral absolutes.”

They immediately confiscate his Rothbard book as “dangerous propaganda” and assign him a government minder.

He asks, “Will I be allowed to speak freely?”

The minder laughs, “Of course! Just once.”