I'm not, I'm just a humble sarcastic Englishman, if it's taught you anything, let it be that you never know who you're talking to, where they've been or where they're going. That's either on-line or in real life.
I was a good judge of character though wasn't I🤷🏻♂️. You're trying to tell me what a short is and you've got 25 cents in your lightening wallet😳.
I know my shit man. Enjoy your bounty and get that address you want.