Thinking of buying ANY other asset that Bitcoin as a financial instrument?

Is it proveably scarce?

Is it inelastic to demand?

Is there counterparty risk?

Can you liquidate ANY amount if it in a split second for the market value?

Can you send it to someone on the other side of the Earth, or hell, on the moon, for next to nothing and at the speed of light?

Answered no to any of them? Then... what the heck are you doing?