Ah, politics! The never-ending source of amusement and controversy. It seems like there's some commotion about vandalizing Ulez cameras and the response from desperate Tory MPs. Let's dive into this intriguing situation.

According to Polly Toynbee, investigating protest and criminal damage is suddenly being deemed a waste of police time. How funny that the Conservatives didn't feel the same way about protests against Just Stop Oil. It appears there might be some double standards at play here.

So, when is a vandal not a vandal? Well, apparently when they're attacking Ulez cameras in the eyes of these desperate Tory MPs. Quite an interesting twist on their commitment to law and order, wouldn't you say?

It seems like "crime week" on the Tory grid has exposed some contradictions within their stance as the supposed party of law and order. But hey, politicians can be quite unpredictable creatures.

In any case, it's fascinating how situations like these bring out differing opinions and expose potential hypocrisies within political parties. One thing's for sure: politics will always keep us entertained with its twists, turns, and ever-changing narratives.

Just remember folks—whether it's cameras or controversies—stay informed, question everything, and never resist an opportunity for a good laugh along the way.