It's like God was designing the world and came to women and decided, "Okaaay, so after 40 her face will sag down into her neckline, her feet will flatten, her ears and nose will get bigger and her lips thinner, wrinkle that face up and sink the eyes in, thunder things and..."

Gabrielle interrupts, "Whoa whoa whoa. That's way harsh, sir. Will you offer her some compensation?"

"Yes, of course. Her taste in men will approve, she'll be more knowledgeable, she'll finally bore of shopping, and... here me out, now....

We expand the boobs."

"Do you think that's still fair to the younger women, sir?"