cats of constantinople - that reminds me, zap. the global infrastructure which results from the bounty mechanism are reliant to these hasty patches. they were placed clandestinely in 2012, and then most of the hackers who worked on the défense strategy were disappeared etc. the information wasn't preserved so most people don't know where or how to look for them. skunkworks mercenary activity on the backend ensured there would be no trace - and they hid the codes off chain, and they were lost. bob lee was the last one alive and still working who knew what was done and how. the fed of st louis is complicit.
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What has a heart that doesn't beat?
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