Name that President:

* Had an affair with a 16 year old virgin intern in the presidential bed.

* Dropped Trou in front of the cabinet, grabbed his organ, and asked: "Does have anything like this?"

* Forced aides he didn't like to take notes while he sat on the crapper.

* Refused his wife offer of divorce after a lurid affair with her social secretary because his mother threatened to cut him off financially and politically.