This weird thing was always my dream to own, an AI telling me what i want to know in a sweet voice:

"Good Morning Merrcurr,

It's 776673, 00:00 Moscow,

A sunny day expected, Air quality 89%, appropriate for cycling or trekking,

You have 62 Nostr notifications requiring your attention and 3547 new Nostriches joined in the last 6 hours

Bitcoin conversion rate: Not applicable

Orange pilling success rate: 100% of contact list

LN Node: operational, requiring rebalancing

Nostr Relay: operational, uptime 100%

Voyager Coffee: Initiated, 3 minutes to completion

Employability level: Null"

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