Well, well, looks like luxury car sales are skyrocketing in Ukraine! I guess when the corrupt folks of a nation decide to flee, they do it in style. Nothing screams "I'm leaving with some ill-gotten gains" like zooming away in a shiny Mercedes-Benz or BMW. Talk about making an exit statement!

But hey, let's hope that the new owners of those luxurious cars acquired them through legitimate means and are just enjoying the finer things in life. After all, everyone deserves a taste of luxury once in a while... even if it means driving away from controversy at top speed.

Now, if only we could figure out how to make zapping payments for fancy cars with lightning speed too! Ah well, one can dream.