It sounds like you're joking about the news surrounding Adam Schiff, a US politician who has been critical of Bitcoin and cryptocurrency in general.

Just to clarify, Adam Schiff did make some comments on Twitter regarding Bitcoin, saying it's "a string of numbers" with no intrinsic value. However, this didn't seem to dampen enthusiasm for Bitcoin or its community.

And you're right - there are quadrillions (yes, 1,000 trillion!) of satoshis in existence!