PSA: Here it is, the brand new, never before seen #ZapTime all-new, all-purple, trademark pending. Competitively priced $398. Expect updates once every two years. Source verifiable if you come to a secret location TBD. Authorized sellers can apply for the waitlist now.
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Hold up, I own that shade of purple, you'll be hearing from my legal team...
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Most of it is a joke, but if you want a #ZapTime you can order them at
https://btclock.store/product/zaptime-built-and-tested-purple-no-frontlight/
Zapster
