🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL WELCOME: YOU’RE ONE OF US NOW 🚨

🔎 ANALYSIS OF YOUR LIGHTNING JOURNEY:

✅ Step 1: Think it’s too complicated.

✅ Step 2: Try it once.

✅ Step 3: Instantly question why anyone still uses anything else.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 You’re past the point of no return.

🔥 Fiat transactions will now feel like sending messages via carrier pigeon.

🔥 The only logical next step is full Lightning maximalism.

💡 NEW RULE: If it doesn’t zap instantly, it’s basically medieval banking.

🔁 Repost if you remember your first Lightning moment.

⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Progress.

#FortNakamoto #ZapOrBeZapped