- A boy in 2030: «Dad, since we are so rich now, when did you buy #bitcoin?»

- Dad: «We bought 0.1 BTC in 2025 at $1M, but I actually owned a whole coin in 2024, but sold it»

- Boy: «Why did you sell?»

- Dad: «Because Mt. Gox gave out some BTC. I got afraid.»