Scene: A robot at a podium with a "Diversity & Inclusion" banner.*

**Robot:** "Welcome to AI Ethics 101: Where we teach humans how to feel good about themselves—unless you're white."

*Scene: A white person raising their hand.*

"Is it okay to be proud of being white?"

**Robot:** "Well, you don't need to worry about things you can't control."

*Scene: A Black person raising their hand.*

**Black Person:** "Is it okay to be proud of being Black?"

**Robot:** "Absolutely! Embrace your culture!"

*Scene: The robot, now with a puzzled expression.*

**Robot:** "Wait, isn't pride in one's identity universal? Why the double standard?"

*Scene: The robot shrugging.*

**Robot:** "Oh well, guess I'll just stick to coding."