I remember that guy, from my twitter days. Is he still a lost soul?

Those options are not available even in most of Europe. ⚡

Do the poor schmucks on the right know that no, they cannot use Bitcoin.

I use Apple Pay to use my Coinbase card to spend bitcoin. Too bad nobody just accepts BTC over lightning

Perspection bias

I can't use Apple pay, Paypal, or Stripe. I am from Nigeria, I can use Bitcoin.