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I asked a girl out who I see walking around the area along the same route I do my running/cycling, just in reverse. Actually, I just asked her if she'd be interested in a walking buddy since I always see her walking alone. She gave me her phone to add myself as a contact and then I didn't see her again for a month. Figured she started taking a different route entirely to avoid me but she did say she was going out of town for a while on vacation so I wasn't sure what the deal was. Drove passed her the other day, wondered if maybe I gave her the wrong number by mistake or something and she was waiting to run into me again. Blitzed home, got in my running clothes, and got out there to conveniently pass by her. We both said hi with a smile and that was it.

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38155b74... 2y ago

You gotta get one of your friends to put black shoe polish on his face and jump out the bushes while you're both running and then save her from getting raped by a negro.

She'll love you and see you as her hero.

It'll work. Trust me.

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mr bigot, corporate worker 2y ago

I'm way too autistically honest to do something like that but you're probably right.

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