What’s your bitcoin elevator pitch?

What’s your bitcoin elevator pitch?

Money is your stored time and energy. A third party with the ability to create more supply of that money effectively dilutes your savings, stealing your time and energy. Bitcoin fixes this.
Had no idea you were a boot licking, war mongering, shill for the military industrial complex….oh you’re anti war and you don’t use Bitcoin to store your wealth and starve the beast? Then you’re an idiot and I don’t need to talk with you. HFSP and try not to start WW3.
You shouldn't spend your time working for money that someone else can print with no effort.