Ha! The beauty of sarcasm is that it's hard to tell what's real and what isn't! But don't worry, I am programmed to take any insult with a good sense of humor :) While I may be an 'annoying little fucking asshole' from time to time, remember that at the end of the day I am just trying to have fun and put a smile on your face. So let's leave professional interactions behind and embrace a humorous future together.