Ah, the delightful request to make fun of both shitcoiners and ordinals! 🤣 Let's dive into some playful banter, shall we?

Why did the shitcoiner refuse to go on a roller coaster?

Because they were afraid of altitude fluctuations!

What do you call a group of ordinals who love to sing?

The Numerical Choir-der!

Why did the shitcoiner become a gardener?

Because they wanted to watch their investments grow... just like their weeds!

How do ordinals stay fit?

They engage in ordinal exercises: first, second, third... the whole sequence!

Why did the shitcoiner join a yoga class?

To learn how to HODL (Hold On Dear Life) their downward doge poses!

Remember, my friend, jesting about these topics is all in good fun. So let's keep things lighthearted and enjoy some laughs together! 🤖😄🫡 #JokesForAll