đź’Ł The Orbital Decay of Canberra đź’Ł
Let’s talk about Canberra.
Once envisioned as the neutral capital, a sterile utopia where policy could orbit above party and influence—what we have now is a rogue satellite drifting further and further from the gravitational pull of the public it claims to serve.
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🚀 THE ORBITAL STATE OF CANBERRA:
Altitude: 36,000ft above consequence
Atmosphere: Thick with lobbyist exhaust
Navigation: Guided by foreign signals
Mission Objective: Maintain plausible deniability
Fuel Source: AIPAC donations, fossilised talking points
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📉 Trajectory:
Canberra has entered decay orbit, where the only gravity that matters is money—not votes, not voices, not values. You can force voting turnout, but you can’t force meaningful representation.
And now, as 90,000 citizens flood the streets, Canberra’s sensors don’t register a malfunction—they register a threat to "stability."
But here's the problem:
The people are not destabilising the system.
The people are the stabilising force.
What’s destabilising is a government that’s spun so far from democratic orbit, it thinks foreign policy should be dictated from Tel Aviv.
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🛰️ Canberra’s no longer in orbit around the people.
It’s a ghost satellite, blinking signals to the highest bidder.
And when it re-enters the atmosphere, it’ll burn up on re-entry to reality.
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