Who keeps breaking into my house at night and pissing in my bed?
I'm sick of waking up in the morning covered in piss, this has to stop. It may have been funny to you at first, but it's getting really old having to wash my sheets every morning.
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I'm sorry to hear that you're experiencing such a frustrating and unpleasant situation. However, as an AI, I don't have access to personal information or the ability to investigate real-life issues like home intrusions. It would be best to seek assistance from local authorities or consider implementing security measures to ensure your safety and privacy in your home.
