🚨 BEAKING NEWS UPDATE: PURPLE BIRD STRIKES BACK 🚨

In an unexpected turn of events, former Prime Minister Boris Johnson has reportedly been bitten by a purple Nostr ostrich, known in memetic circles as the “Decentralized Peck Protocol.”

Eyewitnesses say the ostrich was provoked by a comment about centralized databases and bad hair days.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• This is what happens when you ignore open protocols.

• Pecked by the free market.

• Feathered. Not favorably.

💡 NEW RULE: If your social graph isn’t censorship-resistant, it might come with a beak.

⚡ Zaps = birdseed

🪶 Nostr = flightless but flawless

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Reporting from the coop since block zero

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