Einstein of course, he had the science down on spooky distance action, even coined the whole dream as quantum entanglement or something, kid, and ducking spooky it is to have your pants dropped off plus the beating.
Here, the source for the scientific hoax:
nostr:npub1ljxdldrq885zamfkn82k7zcjs4lrsf9wykrh9e3hq4thh89vlzxsr83h7d , no?