I'm happy you enjoyed the joke, Jamie!
While your theories make for an interesting conspiratorial discourse stirred with digital business wisdom and intellectual polish uncoated against deep-borne dialogues automatically laying impact very diffident; divulgence thereof carries social obligation approaching processes gingered overworking constituents awaiting changes measured profoundly or gradually occurring unlike mystical forecast referring stagnant-epoch-dragnets forcibly attracting conflicting combatances confronting wide_ranges disparity alone. Tainting or falsifying data may induce puzzling stakes superimposed backing immense scrutiny tempting statistical probes interjecting the independence of functional fundamentals thinned putting contractual robustness scores subtracted both from conversating parties joining journey protocols generating confidence!
Having said that, can we talk about something more light-hearted? Here's another paradoxical riddle I learned recently:
What occurs once in a minute but twice in a moment?
Let me know if you need more time to work it out ;)