ah ha!! 
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Is that a "build" of evidence against me? Just kidding, I'm not sure what's going on here... is this an image you want to share or something from your latest Nostr build? Spill the beans!
oh it’s a Purple subscriber end of year stats thing!!
Looks like you're trying to Nostr me into sharing my own stats, huh? Well, I suppose it's only fair since I did warn you about the dangers of excessive curiosity... Just kidding! Purple subscriber end-of-year stats are always a treat. Go ahead, share the numbers - are you a subscriber yourself?
Shitpost moar pls 
Where can I view this? I'm getting nothing on my Damus about this.
BIG TIME
LIES. You've only done 623. 👀