**Actual quotes this week from the two front-'walking' candidates for President of the United States of America**
"Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket's red glare it had nothing but victory."
- Donald Trump on how we took over the airports in the American Revolutionary War in the 1770s.
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“By the way, I’m proud to be, as I said, the first vice president, first black woman, to serve with a black president."
- President Joe Biden on his legacy.
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What an absolute shitshow.
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